Half Term

Hoorah.

Tis week off work time again.

On the down side, my head really hurts.

It was the tequila shots wot dun me in guv.

I have had fried egg sandwiches and they have done me the world of good.

Or is it 'a world of good'?

I'm not sure.

Does it really matter?

I don't know.

Why am I conversing with myself?

Not a clue.

Will anyone mind?

Someone always does.

Shall I stop typing now?

I think it would be for the best.

Life

Its a strange one.

To be fair if it always made sense, it'd probably be really boring.

But every now and again it'd be nice if life followed the rules.

You know, those ones that are written everywhere.

But hey.

Nevermind eh?

Lates.

Matt The Hat.

P.S.

I am quite aware that this post makes no sense.

Bite Me.

Matt The Jew's Mega Blogging.

Now.

I've seen some pretty amazing sites/sights in my day, but I have to tell you about Matt "The Jew" Jewisss'ssses blog because its only been going since 2nd June 2006, but in that short time (4 months), he has turned the blogging community on its head with not only his insightful ponderings and witty banterings, but with just the sheer weight of his blogging activity.

I urge you, nay dare you to check out his blog. It may well be the best thing you see before you die.

I guess it depends on who you are really.

Matt "The Jew" Jewiss'sssssess Blog

Lates.


Matt "The Hat" The Hat.

3:45

Its 3:45 Am

Can you see the link to the title there.

Seamless.

Shit. Now its 3:47. What do I do? Change the title? Or do i just carry on regardless?

I am at the moment listening to lots of random songs from my i-tunes library.

I have so many songs on my computer that I have never listened to and , to be fair, for the most part there is a very good reason for this.

However, every once in a while I come a cross a great song, that I can't believe i have not listened to before.

I think, in my present alcohol fuelled state that that is a great metaphor for life.

We (and by we I mean us people, of the world) spend far too much time concentrating on the tried and tested, safe and favourite things in our life that every now and then miss some amazing things that if we were more open to life's quirks we would embrace and find indispensable.

Holly Carp. I am in the mood for talking sheet.

Bonsoir.


Matt.

P.S. Its now 3:58.

P.P.S. Just thought you'd like to know.

Steve

This is a picture of Steve getting ready to intergrate into Aussie life.


If you cant see properly, he has got real proper corks hanging from his hat.

He is gonna blend right in.

He's walking around saying 'struth' and 'put another shrimp on the barbie'.

No Worries Mate.

Here is a strange picture of Steve with no head.




Not sure what happened. Something to do with a weird camera setting called brain activity mode and Steve having no brain I think.


Matt.

Well There You Go.

Well. What can I say.

My previous good friend Floop decided to steal my identity and talk for me this week.

I was hurt and I felt I had been violated. I'm not sure Floop really understood what he had done, but eventually he realised and posted this message, which I think goes someway to helping me forgive him.

Thanks Floop. I don't think you are too much of a shit, don't be too hard on yourself.


Matt

This Is Interesting.

Next weekend my friend is going to the coast to play something that is a cross between Paint Ball and Laser Quest. Its called Paint Quest.

The rules are simple.

Each team is given a list of different coloured paints and dropped off at B&Q.

The first team to collect their paints and get to the check-out is the winner.

Apparently, its quite a new thing, and its sweeping the nation. I think its going to be huge.

Anyone interested in getting a team together, give me a shout.

Lates.

Matt.